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This section of What The Hell Happened! Comes Courtesy of yahoo's Omg, section. I can not believe Richard Simmons, really stepped out side of his house with that top and those shorts on and then had the nerve to throw on some bobby socks. Richard was not half as bad as singer Tori Amos, with the crayola colored hair and leather...whatever that was. These two need a new stylist or just be put on TLC's What not to Wear.
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I was gone for a minute but I'm back. With a night of fun to talk about...

Last night I went out on the town with professional mannequin. We got all spiphy( as kelly would say) in our 60's yet modern black and white outfits and was taking atlanta by storm at about 12am. You know we was turning heads and everyone asking about us ;what we do, why are we dressed alike, were we goin; well we responed we are professional mannequin and we are heading to the club. Yep, we headed to DJango( on peachtree) only to find that that was a dumby mission because you had to be 21 to enter. Oh well we still looked cute getting shut down, by that grimlen of a bouncer. So we made our way back to the car with our aching feets(from our pumps) and our cold bodys all thinking we ain't going home ,so time for plan B. We sat in the car for a minute thinking, waiting, and thinking some more. We said 708,lets go. Our journey began once again. It was hip hop night and the music was bumpin and the people was live and all having a good time. We sat down absorbed the crowd only for a while because our song came on and we was out there bumpin to music like everyone else. We danced all night long , laughed at a few people and saw some wierd s#&%. Some of us even got a little tipsy. But a night like this one is one we will be doin again...

2 silly enemies sleeping with each other...

So u guys go back and forth
And forth and back
Round and round they go
Saying this and saying that
You dont have to read it no more..
Cause yes girl he talkin bout you!
So drop him , Cut him from your life
And its funny how ur hurting when you slept wid the enemy
Now IS HE THE ENEMY
Or are you both the enemy, sleeping with the enemy....

Lost One... by: Kendellee O'Reilly

She stands about 5'4
Nose so high it peaks through the heavens
She walks her paths with grace and a sense of elegence.
Opening her mouth to speak, what comes out is non of thee above
But the stereotype of African Americans
of being uneducated, unintelligent, and unable to be above the poverty line.
Not saying that this sister
This African Empress, Is either dumb or stupid
But weak, weak in her thinking and strength
Weak in not knowing how to let a man go, when his time has expired
Weak in putting adog before herself and those who care.
See for years we have been thought to see but not see
Be blind, gulliable, and foolish; to the things that's harming us
Because were trying so hard to hold that thing or person
But whats the since of holding on to something that's not there.
If there is nothing there your hands will grasp into a fist
That should be a sign my sisters,
That fist symbolizes strength
That fist says " Love Yourself"
The question is who are you, without you
So whats a man to break you,
Put you down
Put you in the "dog house"
Stress you out
That's no man, That's a stranger
A mass figure taking up space in your life.
So my sister be strong
Know that if you have no one
You have yourself and the divine one.
Only he can judge you
A man is just something he created just like, just like me
So be intimidated by no MAN !
Just be strong my sister, BE STRONG!

Typo = Type No, By: Kendellee O'Reilly

If she's ripping and tearing
Stomping and spitting
All over your heart

If she's yelling and screaming
Crying and snapping
For every little thing

If all she wants is the bilng bling
And all the luxary money can buy

If she doesn't want what you have to offer from inside

Then she's a typo =ing type No
Someone you don't need, So just let go
Proof read, edit, and spell check that Typo.

Bag of the Week "Anoushka Bag"

This bag is said to "have cutesy kudos but until fairly recently lacked real cool factor but now it is times 10".

The new Anoushko bag's have beautiful patent and suede panels, paired with detailed brush fold studs.

The genius behind "Billy" comes from a husband and wife duo Neal and Charlotte Gershinson. After working 10years for the British brand Burberry, Neal learned alot about bags. So did wife Charlotte, who named the business after the family pet dog.

The Anoushka bag is available at Urban Outfitters.

Stepping Down as President of the ROC!

There is word that Jay-Z is stepping down as president of Def-Jam Record unit. It is said to be effective by the end of 2008.

Mr.Carter,38,has been president of Def-Jam since 2005 and has signed some successful artist such as Rihanna and Ne-Yo.

Fans don't think "HOV" will be retiring. He will still be recording and performing. He said "Now its time for me to take on new challenges". He also commented that " I am pleased to have had the opportunity to build upon the Def Jam legacy".

Carter will focus on expanding his franchise the 40/40 nightclub over next year and other businesses as well.

The company gave no reason for his decision to quit the executive suite.